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She was buttnekked in the kitchen makin pancakes
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Pornography
Men like Porn. Women shouldn’t be upset. In fact they should be satisfied. At least these men who watch porn won’t be completely terrible their first time. However, it is unfortunate to the women, because these men will have unrealistic expectations of their wives randomly undressing these men and blowing them right before having thirty minute sex in which the men ends up messing up...
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There once was a fat ass man named Dick McMurphy. He was so fat that he couldn’t take a picture in front of his bathrrom mirror and post on facebook cuz he was FAT!!! But he went outside one day and it was sooooo icy on the ground. He took one step out onto his porch and slipped and slid all the…
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